OK.OK. OK! I know that I am old enough now that my doctors are now mostly younger than I am. But this last one the JDMG had me see is just too much. I am not kidding when I say that she still had her braces!!! She is about 5 ft nothing, 90 pounds soaking wet with black rimmed glasses, and I kid you not, braces on her teeth. She was very sweet and laughed at all my jokes, but so does Patrick! Oh well, she is just a fill in until my regular doctor comes back from maternity leave. See, they just keep getting younger and younger.

Two new additions to Winter Resort Obert, AZ.
Here are our two new bell boys. They will be happy to take your bags to your room while you are enjoying this lovely sunrise.

Welcome to the deluxe accommodations of the Obert Winter Resort, Arizona location.
Please enjoy this virtual tour of our facilities.
The elegant entry way is tastefully decorated. To your right you will find the gourmet kitchen, complete with rare seating arrangements. From there you will enter the entertainment room. Please note the lovely 3 piece sectional sofa and lounge and rocking chairs. We hope you will enjoy the wide screen TV and DVD player. Actual cable hookup to be added soon.
Next you can view a typical guest room. Please note how comfy the bed is and the real excitement will be that the first guests will be able to assemble the furniture. (please note the two boxes of un-assembled furniture near the bed.)
Also please feel free to use our media room. We spent extra to have a plastic chair and card table for your comfort. Actual Internet access will be available in the near future.
Finally we hope you will enjoy our outdoor grounds. As you can see, no expense was spared to bring you the latest in splash-park/pool fun. It is a little hard to see, but the outline of the landscaping, patio and water feature will thrill your heart.
And so, we are looking forward to all our guests this winter. Please come and see if we can improve on these excellent arrangements. (hee, hee, hee.)